Curse of the Were-Weasel

 

Tonight! The exciting two-hour* season finale of Curse of the Were-Weasel begins at 7PM Central time, right here on...

(Hmm. Y'know, we never did name this network. The Goat? The Vole? The Rampant Loon? RLTV? Nah, that sounds like some kind of aircraft or off-road vehicle. Let me work on this and get back to you.)

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* If you're one of those people who reads really, really, slowly.