Fortunately I was able to corral it fairly quickly, and upon application of enhanced interrogation techniques (I threatened to parboil and peel it) it confessed to being a Vegan—from a planet near Vega, obviously—acting on direct orders from the Vegan Invasion Fleet Supreme Commander. Further, it admitted that the reason why VIF/SUPCOM ordered this attack on me personally was to avenge the insult of Vidad's failure to win last week's Friday Challenge.
Mr. MaGoodn, would you care to explain further?
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