Rain Delay

The column originally scheduled for this morning, "Splattering Guts for Fun & Profit," has been delayed by rain.

Or more precisely, by the line of violent thunderstorms that moved into our area at about 4 a.m., causing the dog to panic, start barking her fool head off, and try to crawl under our bed (something not easily done by a 75-pound Labrador), thereby causing me to hit the "off" switch on my alarm clock at 6 a.m. and then roll over and go back to sleep.

The column is rescheduled to run this evening later, weather and dog permitting.