This being the first really cold and snowy morning of the season, I came into work this morning and suddenly realized I had a near-fatal case of hat hair—
and no comb! Luckily the little convenience store just down the skyway carries combs, so I was able to pop out and buy one, but as I was walking back to my office, I read the back of the blister package, and found this disconcerting note:
"This pocket comb is lightweight, portable, and goes with you anywhere."
Question: What does a
non-portable comb look like?
I keep envisioning something bench-mounted and steam-powered, but after that, my imagination thankfully fails. What have you got?
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